Unscrupulous Man Eater: I KNEW it Wouldn't be Long...

Until he texted me. The following is the text conversation that was had last night.

Him: U out tonight?
Me: Lost all my numbers. Who is this?
Him: Who. For the millionth time.
Me: Obviously I deleted your number.
Him: Haaa. I’m at Capture. Come up.
Me: No.
Him: Wow, you hate me.
Me: I’m…